#3869 Joyfully Incredulous

Written By Andrew Walsh
Scene from Goonies, two boys fighting over a statuette of a naked man (recreation of Michelangelo's David)

The only scene Andrew remembers from The Goonies

Instagram removed one of Luke’s photos, and he thinks the Illuminati is involved. Andrew learns that “The Chocolate Cough” isn’t a universal phenomenon. And neighbors in Astoria, WA, are dealing with some major Goonies-related drama.

Andrew Walsh
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