#4326 Cocaine Mirrors And Beer Dogs

Written By Andrew Walsh
1989-era pamphlet for a water park called Turtle Beach, showing a cartoon turtle who looks like a surfer bro

Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about the water parks of their youth, from Turtle Beach to Wild Waves. They also pour an oily cup of coffee out for the Starbucks Oleato, a drink idea that never stood a chance.

Andrew Walsh
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