Kelley Jones

What’s your name and where do you live? 
Kelley Jones. Belltown, Seattle.

When did you start listening to TBTL? How did you find the show?
My mom kept telling me I'd like it during the KIRO radio days, and I finally got sucked in around the Prom episodes. (Also my mom is Mary, the prolifically-published Rant and Raver!)

How would your friends describe you?
A goofy stoner with Big Aunt Energy.

What was your favorite cereal when you were a kid?Is it still your fav? 
I loved Oh's so much. They're still good but I'm always looking for new ridiculous sugary cereals to try.

What food do you love to eat the most of?
I have always wondered, if I had an unlimited supply and no shame, how much of two things I could eat in one sitting: salt water taffy and Rice Krispy treats.

What’s the best or worst nickname you ever had?
I gave myself a nickname as a very little kid, and I just kept adding to it for awhile: Treetop Pokaroo Red Dead Peter Pan Bubble Cow Jones

If you could play one song on TBTL, what would it be?
Anitra's Basement Tapes by The Coup has brought me a lot of dancy joy lately

What’s a special skill that you have?
I'm really good at carving pumpkins.

What’s a skill you *wish* you had?
Decorating cakes. But I haven't figured out how to learn without markedly increasing my cake intake

If you were driving down the street and you saw Luke and Andrew on the sidewalk, what would you yell at them as you drove past?
A hoy hoy boys! What you do is so special!

Can other Tens find you on social media? If so, how?
I’m on Bluesky @kelleyjones.bsky.social I mostly post photos from walks around town.

And look for Umpire Pants if you need a multi generational goofy podcast. It's not sports related.